A Special Ornament -- A Book

My friends love to send me odd links -- things they think will catch my fancy.  Yesterday I got one of those emails. 

It was titled "The Perfect Ornament for Your Tree."

After a couple of "Bah! Humbug"s I opened the email and followed the link to this YouTube video:

 

 

It looked simple enough and I thought it would be fun to hang one on my very big and quite bare tree.

I swear I followed the directions exactly -- only to find out that I am not any better at following directions than I ever was.